This is why I'm not going to ASU, tbh:
"Fat girls and STDs". More like GPAs above 1.5, IQs above 100, and career paths that do not include Hooters or pole polishing. Stand down, Sun Devils. Know your rank....which would be preparing yourselves to stuff Happy Meals for the children of UA grads.
lol. Gotta love the in-state rivalry, though. I picked sides when I was 12 and there has been no turning back. ASU kids are mostly your Midwest/Mid-Atlantic douchebags...they come here with an IV drip of Budweiser already flowing, ready to rage for 4 years and hopefully replace their spray tans with the real thing. Usually, they are not especially bright. They're like the top tier of highschool jocks and skanks...they come here to breed. True story.
Honestly, U of A kids are douchebags too...just a different type. U of A kids are mostly from California and the surrounding southwest. Basically, U of A is where every kid who didn't get into UCLA, USC-- or whatever their shiny California school of choice-- goes. They come here to "get real, man"..."get back to basics, bro"..."like, find myself, dude". That's cool, I guess. From what I've experienced when I visited campus, people are generally really nice and chill. Every time I approached a stranger, they had a smile on their face and were more than willing to help me out. Not so much at ASU. Again, I think this is due to cultural and regional differences...most of the hick kids at ASU are not used to big city interaction (read: conversing w/ potentially threatening liberals, hipsters, gays, and anyone darker than beige who didn't get that way via Mystic Tan). Totally different people. Totally different lifestyles.
Doesn't hurt that when it comes to sports, we pretty much OWN them.
yeah, yeah...their basketball team is ah'ight. But our football team fucking murdered them this season...and remained sexy while doing so.
lol. Wildcat pride bb.